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From the Journal of a Competitive Dieter

Liliana Kohann

My friends want to know why when I’m on a diet
I feel so fulfilled and great.
So here I am revealing my SECRET,
what I do when I want to lose weight.

I absolutely refuse to be
like others who failed before.
One diet is not good enough for me.
I’ve got to do better and MORE!

I go on THREE diets at the same time
and I eat them together like that:
one high in carbs,
second high in protein
and the third one
                  high in fat.

Drawing by Liliana Kohann

To watch a short Youtube video and hear Liliana recite this poem, click HERE.
This and many other poems with whimsical illustrations can be found in Liliana's book A Thin Book of Fat Poems: 50 Inspirational Poems for 'Aha' Moments.
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Liliana Kohann is a writer, singer/songwriter, inspirational poet, filmmaker, and illustrator. "​A Thin Book of Fat Poems by Liliana Kohann is a wonderful book of poetry and journal entries that will take you on a journey of self-discovery. A perfect gift for any woman (or man) who wants to make powerful changes in her life and be entertained in the process...." —Reader's Favorite