FUNNY POEMS, HUMOR, FUNNY SHORT POEMS
Unfair war
I lost a war! But it was not fair.
See, my opponent didn’t even think.
It’s hard to believe it that I’ve been defeated
By such a tiny, little thing!
And I thought for hours, trying various tactics,
Struggling and sweating to win,
While this tiny cookie just sat on the counter,
Not even cracking a grin!
LILIANA KOHANN
©Artpeace 2000
AHEAD OF FASHIONThey call me a Nut but I really am a nice guy. I’m never cruel or rude I just try to keep ahead of fashion and I am really good. They say one day I scared a teacher Oh, and that I embarrass our preacher but I would not, I could not, and I know I did not. So I wonder why they still call me a Nut. What?! Just because my pants hang below my... but these are the most “ahead of fashion" pants I’ve got! LILIANA KOHANN ©Artpeace 2002 |
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I ATE TOO MANY OF THESE
I ate too many of these,
and too many of those.
Now I feel so disgusted,
and fed up - up to my nose.
LILIANA KOHANN
©Artpeace 2002
"What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes
have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments,
and then crumbled swiftly into dust
before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!"
— Agnes Repplier